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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 15:42
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Sunt explicabo sunt omnis eveniet enim et.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Weaponizing Tariffs: Top Stocks For The Summer Heat - Seeking Alpha
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I identify fake friends in life?
Still no good
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!